Teacher's pet,
I wanna be teacher's pet,
I wanna be huddled and cuddled
As close to you as I can get.

Teacher's pride,
I wanna be teacher's pride,
I wanna be dated and rated
The one most likely at your side.


I wanna learn all your lips can teach me;
One kiss will do at the start.
I'm sure with a little homework,
I'll graduate to your heart.

Teacher's pet, I wanna be teacher's pet,
I wanna take home a di - plo - ma
And show Ma that you love me, too,
So I can be teacher's pet
Long after school is through.