There's an endless stream of trash and filth
And hundreds of bugs
If you love the stench of jizz, wait till you smell our rugs
'Cause people barf and piss and cum on them a ton
And when they do, I get to go and clean it up

What?

Hypodermic needles left all over the place
And our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace
So I gotta take my knife and stab them all in the face
And now they treat me like their queen
Because I'm covered in rat blood

Niffty, no!

Magical land, hotel of my dreams
Disgustingest, ugliest building that I've ever seen
And I get to clean it up

Niffty, what are you doing?

Helping!

Can you help differently?

Okay!
ホテルは本当にとっても素敵です

Uhm

チャーリーはとても優しい上司です
彼女は成功すると信じています

Can anyone understand this?

とっても大好きです いつも!

Why?

犯罪者は trash!
そして彼らは assholes!
でも私はまだ夢を信じています!
私は clean it up!

Yes!

And that's why the hotel is good
Right?
Yay